Jokes
Last updated at 11:49, Tuesday, 18 May 2010
What’s brown and sticky? What do cats eat for breakfast? Knock, knock Why do Giraffes have long necks? What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a sheep? What is a fairy's favourite food? What do you call a number in space? What do you call a fat pumpkin? A plumpkin! What did the grape do when it got trodden on? What do you call a girl who does the splits over a river?
A stick!
Mice Crispies.
Who's there?
Bear
Bear who?
Bear bum!
Because they have smelly feet.
A wooly jumper
What Black and white and red all over?
A penguin with sun burn.
Pixie 'n' Mix!
An Astronaut
It let out a little wine
(from Katya, aged 6)
Bridget!
What do you call two robbers?
A pair of knickers!
Teacher: William, find America on the map.
William: Here, Miss.
Teacher: Right class, who discovered Amercia?
Class: William did, Miss.
First published at 10:29, Monday, 19 January 2009
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